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Now is your big chance.  Be the first person in your neighborhood to order Evil Fortune Cookies.  You'll finally be cool.  People will finally come over for dinner, and you'll get to make fun of them.  Give them to your "friends" at work.  Slip them onto your friends plate after dinner.  The gourmet taste alone is enough reason to buy them, the Evil Fortunes make them classic.  They are currently for sale in 3 sizes: 1 dozen, 2 dozen, and the BONUS PACK 3 dozen.