EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE SHIRTS WITH YOUR CUSTOM FORTUNE

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These are high quality Gildan "Ringer" Shirts 100% preshrunk cotton,
double-needle stitching on neck and bottom hem; set-on rib knit neck and cuffs.

The "Ringer" term comes from the color rings on the neck and sleeve hems. These are not the cheap white t-shirts that
you see everywhere.

They are currently available in M/L/XL.

The coolest part is you get to MAKE THE FORTUNE SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!

Here are some samples from a batch of evil fortune cookies we made recently:

You are the perfect blueprint
for the complete idiot

A computer hacker just
emptied your bank account

Be very careful next time you
use a public restroom

Roaches crawl across your
bed while you sleep

You will never have enough
money to retire

You are an embarrassment to
your family

Your friends are secretly
plotting against you

You will be sent to prison
within 2 years

That secret video or photo
was just posted online

You will die in 7 days

Your credit cards will never
be paid off

You are going to be left out
of the will

BUT REMEMBER, you can make them say ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!! How about:

Debbie will never marry you Chris is not really your son Your band "SuperBand" will never make it

Your girlfriend Vicky is cheating on you

GRAND OPENING SPECIAL FOR AUGUST ONLY

We are selling the shirts for just $14.95* for the month of August only,
after our Grand Opening month they will be priced at $17.95*

So now you just have to come up with your fortune, pick a size, and click the order button below.
Almost every shirt is shipped within 2 business days.

* Plus $3 Shipping & Handling

Get this shirt free by completing an offer at TrialPay.com. Just tell us what size and the custom fortune you want.